PLANETARY POLITICS
With their annual summit meeting heading North and South, global leaders called upon China to make a delivery. The summit was held at an isolated incinerator located behind closed minds without public restrooms. The Prime Minister of Japan arrived a minute early, but with Americas President still inside, insisted on sushi, not the nature of impermanence. Britains Prime Minister approached the large wooden only to table no chair. Addressing the question of global warming, leaders issued a large gurgling sound while leaving plenty of room for massive significance. All agreed with the principle of common but different heat-trapping gasses. Obviously, creating a false inference will not be easy. The U.S. President painted a jowly picture on a worn-out airbag, then leaned over and asked her to perform a sex act. He was followed by Canadas prime minister who likened his country to a hindtit sleeping beside a rolling elephant. While their husbands discussed two days of wrangling, leaders wives layered spring vegetables and glazed kumquats. Squaredancers breathtakingly walnutsmoked the first ladies as they moved to head off yesterdays hazardous tumble before ecologists smelled a rat. Meanwhile, the Russian leader was looking very downhill. After tripping over naked pictures in the sauna, he fell into a flower bed demanding an upgrade from dark seas to a setting sun. Turning to international relations, the leaders declared there was no quick fix for a plate already overloaded with tanks, ballistic missiles, unsolved disappearances, and monkeys with typewriters. This sends a strong message, they said, especially to anyone seeking a new beginning. Warily matching in batik shirts and cowboy boots, the leaders eventually formulated a 2 day, 18 nation rescue strategy for falling, failing plunging and threatens to. One lesson is clear, the American President added amidst laughter and while I agree with you. He went on to deny each and every allegation, whereupon the French leader said that France was free to follow its own models. Finally, the leaders reaffirmed their pledge to seek and explore the strongest while recognizing the collective in the widest individual. Everyone agreed there is no chance for intermediate, but by adopting and rejecting, at least well be able to maximize and control the highest possible minimum.Tokyo Fri 03/30/01