BAD BREATH POEMS
CNN SATORI
Im tuned to Larry King on CNN,
watching tv but half into Eastern religion.
Larrys talking to Pamela Anderson about
Immanuel Kant, whether the good person
should obey the Categorical Imperative.
Im sort of following the conversation,
while thinking Buddhism denies dualism,
refuses to divide reality into higher
and lower realms.
Pamela pulls out her copy of Critique of
Pure Reason.
Explains the difference between moral
and aesthetic judgments.
Eastern thought doesnt slice up the world,
Im thinking, while Larry asks Pam about
breast implants.
She recounts how her acting career really
took off after surgeons poured ten pounds
of silicon into her chest.
Im interested in large breasts but I cant help
thinking about the Lotus Sutra.
Can we really purify the mind of all desire
or are we eternal prisoners locked into
bad karma.
Larry leans back, snaps his suspenders
with his thumbs
A fly buzzes
Time stops
Pam chews her gum
The universe is frozen
Larry taps his pencil
A commercial appears on the screen
Its an ad for an upcoming
Carol Costello CNN Special
Carol in conversation
with Terrel Owens
Carol and Terrel
discuss Schopenhauers
World As Will And Representation
Larry shakes Pamelas hand
The universe moves again.
Tokyo, Fri. 11/25/05