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NOT ANOTHER 1984
Day dawns across Grapefruit Planet. Mother Nature slaps around sassy drip-dry offspring. Heres a killer tornado. How about a great big earthquake with a giant tsunami? Lady Liberty bashes Bangladesh. Crunches Cape Town. Wallops Wagga Wagga. Just another run-of-the-mill wacko in the Great Steroid Global. Terrified chicken pluckers duck market car bombs. China threatens eggroll take-out. Dolphins circle Dallas ocean garbage swirl. Pyongyang needs another laxative. Program Changes: Afghan War moved to Thursday nights at nine. 911 Replays return. Axis of Evil update: Bermuda, Canada, Scotland. Stay tuned for, We Will Never Forget! Goldman Sachs Two Minute Hate: Head scarves replace single mothers on this weeks show. Massive telephone and Internet surveillance leaked by Funniest Congressional Bloopers. Irate lawmakers call whistle blower traitor; enemy of freedom. Face of Richard Nixon appears in Round Table pineapple-tuna pizza. Vatican declares miracle. President Half n Half denies doublethink. Not another 1984. Not Big Brother. Operation Data Dredge necessary to crimestop dangerous Ragheads, unexist toxic Camel Jockeys. Not Thought Police, continuous warfare, panoptic telescreens. Not Ministry of Love, prolefeed, thoughtcrime, duckspeak. Because we come in pluspeace. Douglegood. Unsnoop. Doubleplusgoodguys. Tokyo, Monday, 06/17/13
SEVENTIETH BIRTHDAY POEM
Most listeners are okay with official denials, not knowing anything about them. Make every day a Baghdad day. You too can win a 250 dollar gift certificate for a mental health problem. Use as directed until the return of Jesus. In todays massively interconnected global technological society, others turn to sub-Saharan Africa or warmly recall the untimely death of a cherished loved one. The U.S. drone war, for example, has gone global, providing huge upside potential to increase innovation and for smart shoppers to get their orders in early. Is the refrigerator half empty or half full? Ask your doctor. Free estimate. Get rid of chest-pounding psychos and unpleasant Brussels bureaucrats. No payments before a referendum on quitting the E.U. Sixty-three percent of Spaniards polled said they were people with sandpaper skin who had ordered our all new CD :History of Gospel Greats! Order and design implies an economic base or infrastructure, including a complimentary tire inspection. Try the Ab Blaster, free : no obligation. Results may vary. While advanced countries continue to consolidate their leadership in the digital divide, developing countries piss on their own shoes then listen to strange voices coming from random piles of warm turkey guts. Which proves my point. Call this number. Ask for, Enemies of the State. In less than sixty days, I nearly doubled my nest egg. The late General Franco will show you how. What are you waiting for? Call the Payer Line, Now!! Tokyo, Monday, 06/03/13 b. June 3, 1943
GRANITE CHICKEN TOPS
We interrupt the latest to bring you the latest again repeat you now live to our studios from downtown not just another cheap attention grabber, but something real, meanwhile authorities refuse to remain after beating analysts something solid, something you can sink your teeth into, reaching out to middle-class greenhouse solar panels guaranteed to re-arrange your brain, put you in the drivers after collapse of the worlds wealthiest according to unmanned seat, make you feel good about yourself because youre granite chicken tops featuring lemon counters and informed, in the loop, a genuine player, not just another stainless Mexican enjoying growth in natural gas unveiling his hopeless flop, failure, three-time loser, not just another pathetic illegal in her hospital bed after being released after being sonofabitch looking at life from the outside, but a heavy-weight, held captive because of first-time granny-dumping pedophiles a somebody who knows the score, isnt afraid to stand up and be saturated by low-budget unexplained dead chemicals counted, lets it all hang out, lets the pieces fall where they may, before a Russian emigre impersonating a denied coverage bruised ball carrier displaying esprit de corps, a genuine morale booster insanity idiocy piety Nixons enemies list Exxon Google Unabomb jumps right in, does the heavy lifting when everyone else bicycles to work renegotiating conspiracy theories of unexplained heads for the exits, quaking in their boots, afraid of ancient rituals chants Cuban pie in the abdomen advances in their own shadow, nothing but scared rabbits, panty-waists, moral brain damage off-lined by previously-owned lite beer heroes, humble, dont hide their light under a bushel, strike asthma balloons with plausible denial or Second Coming out in the clutch, vomit when horror happens, a real man-on-the dishwasher including standard repetitive double-dip download. Tokyo, Wednesday, 05/15/13